As a general rule, I'm not into found footage films. It's not that The Blair Witch Project hurt me as a child, or that Cannibal Holocaust murdered my cat or anything; when done well, it can prove to be a fascinating means of presenting a story in a unique way. Unfortunately, in both of those … Continue reading Frankenstein’s Army (2013)
No, this movie sadly has nothing to do with the 1986 song by Europe, though that would have been awesome. Frankly, I think there's really only one way to review this film: Just sit right backAnd you'll hear a taleA tale of a fateful tripThat started from a tropic portAboard a great warship The mates … Continue reading The Final Countdown (1980)
This movie exists like a weird hybrid of the horror in the Outpost series and occasionally the camp of the film Zone Troopers. More so the Outpost series, but who am I to complain about a Nazisploitation horror movie? It's 1944. D-Day has arrived, and the Allied forces are storming the beaches of Normandy. Unfortunately, … Continue reading Overlord (2018)
The remains of a squad of American GIs and an attached journalist are stuck ten miles behind enemy lines in Italy in the middle of World War II, only to discover a camp full of SS have discovered a spaceship and captured an alien. The soldiers now have to rescue themselves and the alien, blow … Continue reading Zone Troopers (1985)
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