If there is one thing horror movies have taught me (and there are many, many things horror movies have taught me), it's to never be the last person inside anywhere. It's not necessarily about being the first person out, but definitely do enough cardio and be willing to trip folks so you're not the last. … Continue reading Last Shift (2014)
Serious question: why does the super-powerful Mandroid need breathing tubes? It doesn't breathe. What is the point of those tubes? Eastern Europe, 1993. The Cold War has ended, and tons of technology and military hardware is now up for grabs to the highest bidder. Dr. Karl Zimmer happens to be a scientist with a new … Continue reading Mandroid (1993)
Well, how else was I gonna follow up Microwave Massacre? This'll melt your face, son. Bums living in a junkyard fight each other, rape and murder a mob don's girlfriend, piss off a local cop, and drink old liquor that causes them to melt and/or explode. That right there should tell you all you need … Continue reading Street Trash (1987)
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