If you own a failing farm, and you find a secret room in your barn with a scarecrow stuffed away inside, and your kid then claims it's evil, do you put it up? Fuck no! You burn that bitch to the ground, salt the freaking earth, and move to the next God damn county, because … Continue reading Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009)
Yeah, that title is unusual. Does it make you more or less interested in watching this late 1960s giallo? As awkward as it is, it does actually fit the plot. Italy, the late-1960s. Italians aren't eating enough chicken, so one clever agrarian who is a member of a consortium of the infamous chicken farming business … Continue reading Death Laid an Egg (1968)
Every wonder what would happen if William Shatner had to take on millions of tarantulas? Well, here's how you can find out. Shatner plays veterinarian Dr. "Rack" Hansen, who investigates the death of one of Woody Strode's cattle. In comes arachnologist Dr. Diane Ashley, a top mind in her field, to investigate why so much … Continue reading Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)
The tagline for this should be, "It blows." In the 1930s, somewhere in rural America-totally-not-the-English-moors, a demon possesses a dude and makes him murder his wife. In present day rural America-totally-not-the-English-moors, the dead folks' grandson shows up at a run down gas station with his girlfriend, who promptly shows him her butt. Then his friends … Continue reading Demon Wind (1990)
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