Yeah, I did it. I returned to Carnosaur. So what? What happens if you combine Jurassic Park with Aliens but use no budget and make it the sequel to a bad movie? You get Carnosaur 2! That's right, it's basically a remake of Aliens but with dinosaurs and no money. There's the threat of nuclear … Continue reading Carnosaur 2 (1995)
Carnosaur has problems, but the biggest in my opinion is that it feels like two very different horror movies were stitched together. The first is a giant monster movie about killer dinosaurs roaming around the American Southwest and preying on a small town already plagued by hippies and boredom. The second is a body horror … Continue reading Carnosaur (1993)
Yes, I watched a movie with a pun in its title. And I liked it. It's silly, ridiculous, and has a plot that sounds like a five-year-old wrote it. Yet I found this story of really awkward time-travel and family legacies surprisingly enjoyable and quite cute. Somewhere between chasing a caveman surrounded by claymation dinosaurs … Continue reading House II: The Second Story (1987)
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