A college student named Billy Batson dies in a traffic accident. His uncle's ghost shows up to take him to Heaven, but he's way more preoccupied with getting laid, so he tries to go back to wooing the lady he couldn't make it with. Hijinks ensue. That's the movie, folks. It's over, go home. If … Continue reading School Spirit (1985)
Hey, two college horror movies back to back. Now how do you like that? It's weird how themes come up sometimes. They're also both terrible, which doesn't really make things any better. I can tell you right now, the title of this movie pretty much tells you what to expect, first in that the premise … Continue reading Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College (1991)
In the early 1990s, Penthouse Playmates appeared in a lot of cheesy action and horror movies. This is one of those movies. The plot involves a college dean using astral projection powers given to him by Satan via a telephone horoscope line to prey on busty coeds and seek revenge on the people who have … Continue reading 976-EVIL II (1992)
Slasher films often get a bad rap for being misogynist and uninventive. Splatter University will do nothing to change that opinion. Here's the plot: a mental patient breaks out of an asylum. A couple of years later, a teacher gets murdered. The next semester, more murders happen. It's up to the new teacher to figure … Continue reading Splatter University (1984)
Well, this movie is bland. Imagine Halloween. Now throw in Animal House. Now completely remove any likability for most characters and any backstory or motivation for the killer. Set it during the last day of finals, and that's pretty much what you've got here. Final Exam is about as run-of-the-mill as you can get in … Continue reading Final Exam (1981)
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