Well, if Bloody Wednesday wasn't sleazy enough to get your gears grinding, perhaps you'd be more into The Suckling. A teenager is taken by her boyfriend to a whorehouse to get a back alley abortion, and the fetus gets exposed to toxic waste. It then mutates, traps everyone inside the house using a giant placenta, … Continue reading The Suckling (1990)
Don "The Dragon" Wilson is a secret service agent in a future world where a corrupt CEO has successfully implemented robots into the Department of Justice, completely circumventing the need for the judicial system. Unfortunately for Don, the senator he is protecting is completely corrupt and backs the Cybercore corporation to the point he is … Continue reading Cyber Tracker (1994)
The United States and the Soviet Union have engaged in a nuclear exchange, devastating the first lines of defense for both nations. In an attempt to prevent further exchange on population centers, the two world powers decide instead to pit their best soldiers in a one-on-one contest to see who is top dog. In the … Continue reading The Final Sanction (1990)
Carnosaur has problems, but the biggest in my opinion is that it feels like two very different horror movies were stitched together. The first is a giant monster movie about killer dinosaurs roaming around the American Southwest and preying on a small town already plagued by hippies and boredom. The second is a body horror … Continue reading Carnosaur (1993)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! This movie is pretty awful. I'd say it's the second worst Sylvester Stallone movie I have ever watched, but then I absolutely loathe Rocky V. SOMMWS (yes, I'm calling it that) is slightly more watchable, but it's still a terrible movie, with painful jokes, awful delivery, and moments that felt humiliating to witness. Never … Continue reading Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
Finally, after years of searching, I have found the ultimate bad action movie. Immortal Combat is the greatest thing I have ever seen. First, it stars Rowdy Roddy Piper and Sonny Chiba. As cops. Who must take down an evil corporation manufacturing immortal fighters. Who used to be serial killers and spend most of their … Continue reading Immortal Combat (1994)
Maniac Cop 2 is the best of William Lustig's trilogy and is actually what he considers his best film to be. Sure, it's not perfect, but it is everything it needs to be: more violent, more sleazy, more nasty than the first without going overboard the way the third did. At its heart, Maniac Cop … Continue reading Maniac Cop 2 (1990)
