If there is one thing horror movies have taught me (and there are many, many things horror movies have taught me), it's to never be the last person inside anywhere. It's not necessarily about being the first person out, but definitely do enough cardio and be willing to trip folks so you're not the last. … Continue reading Last Shift (2014)
Hey folks, I figured I would check in and let you know that I'm going to be pulling back from this whole blogging thing for a bit? Why? What's wrong with watching and talking about bad movies? Well, nothing. Unfortunately though, this was becoming a chore for me, an additional stress factor in a life … Continue reading Stepping Back
I love a good nunsploitation movie. There's something sexy about the corruption of the most pious, most likely in sexy ways. However, The Other Hell shows this corruption and implies sexuality without ever going into the openly graphic nature of much of its extreme subgenre. It's not a good movie; this is a Bruno Mattei … Continue reading The Other Hell (1981)
Take a joke about zombie beavers. Now imagine it as a feature length production. Yeah, that's pretty much what you get here. Gotta give it some points for being honest and straightforward. Basically, Bill Burr and John Mayer are terrible truckers who hit a deer and drop toxic waste into a lake full of beavers. … Continue reading Zombeavers (2014)
Folks, a while back I mentioned that I'd be moving from the hectic two-a-day review pace down to one, and today is the day. Instead of my usual morning review, I'll have an afternoon one posted and then go back to mornings from now on. Over the past few months, I've enjoyed going through my … Continue reading It’s That Time
I don't know by what means you stumbled across my little shindig here, but odds are you have some level of familiarity with cult cinema and the VHS heyday. For argument's sake though, let's say you don't. We sometimes forget that while we have spent a long time in a particular game, some people will … Continue reading Where to Begin?
Why would anyone in their right mind ever seek out the worst of the worst? Why would anyone subject themselves to the horrors of cinema, the exploitative, the ludicrous, the rip-offs and mockbusters, trash turned out to make a quick buck? What is the value in bothering to watch any of this? I ask myself … Continue reading Why Watch This Crap?
Hi there. I'm Evan Conaway, the man behind the curtain, the mook himself. It was requested a while back that I consider writing up a post on why I watch the B- and Z-list movies that I do and why I write about them. I intend to do just that at some point in the … Continue reading The Shape of Things to Come