Oh man, it's a werewolf with a 'tude! ...yeah, I'm sorry, I won't say anything like that again. That was just bad. Anyway, Big Bad Wolf is a werewolf movie, if you couldn't tell. A bunch of young college students head out to a cabin. We've got your stereotypical Frat Brother #267 and Frat Brother … Continue reading Big Bad Wolf (2006)
This is a movie about poor little Ricky. Poor little Ricky saw his older brother Billy gunned down while in a Santa suit. Poor little Ricky also now suffers from PTSD from the murder of his parents. Poor little Ricky only got a budget of $100,000 to make a movie, and originally it was just … Continue reading Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987)
Oh, oh my. Well, this went in a completely different direction than I expected. Prom Night III is effectively a remake of Prom Night II, only now as a horror comedy and starring a bunch of Canadians. Mary Lou Malone still died on her prom night in 1957, but she manages to escape Hell and … Continue reading Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990)
Here we go, another contender for the title of Worst Film Ever Made. Unlike the movie Mac & Me, which is a shameless means to advertise to kids by ripping off a good movie but still features some redeemable performances, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie actually earns its place on the shortlist. Who knew basing … Continue reading The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
The Video Dead was a direct-to-video release about a haunted television that has the power to unleash zombies into the world. Said television accidentally gets delivered to an author's house instead of an institute for the occult, and zombies climb out in the middle of the night. A corporation buys the house for a family, … Continue reading The Video Dead (1987)
Well, how else was I gonna follow up Microwave Massacre? This'll melt your face, son. Bums living in a junkyard fight each other, rape and murder a mob don's girlfriend, piss off a local cop, and drink old liquor that causes them to melt and/or explode. That right there should tell you all you need … Continue reading Street Trash (1987)
Yes, I watched a movie with a pun in its title. And I liked it. It's silly, ridiculous, and has a plot that sounds like a five-year-old wrote it. Yet I found this story of really awkward time-travel and family legacies surprisingly enjoyable and quite cute. Somewhere between chasing a caveman surrounded by claymation dinosaurs … Continue reading House II: The Second Story (1987)
Sometimes I watch movies that are universally considered "good." I know, I think it's weird too. This is the second movie (technically third, but one appears to be lost) based on the 1915 novel by Harry Leon Wilson. And it is quite ridiculous. Basically an American couple from Red Gap, Washington, win a British butler … Continue reading Ruggles of Red Gap (1935)
I've seen the full Basket Case trilogy by Frank Henenlotter, but I gotta say, I think I like Brain Damage even more. Definitely more than Basket Case and Basket Case 3, although 2 is my favorite of the trilogy. It's tough to say whether I like BD or BC2 more. I guess I'll just have … Continue reading Brain Damage (1988)
I watched this movie because it was filmed in Six Flags here in Georgia. Once I started it up, I discovered Jan Hooks of Saturday Night Live fame happened to have a small part in it. Excellent. An amusement park named Funland is bought out by the mafia, and they decide to make some changes. … Continue reading Funland (1987)
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