No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)

So much about this movie is gloriously painful. So, so much. First and foremost, the acting is awful. The script was written by a man who had never written one before, and he apparently spent long nights each night revising it. As a result, vital scenes are missing and were likely never filmed. Dialogue often … Continue reading No Retreat, No Surrender (1986) →

Burial Ground (1981)

The Earth shall tremble...graves shall open...they shall come among the living as messengers of death, and there shall be the nigths of terror... "Profecy of the Black Spider" I didn't misspell anything, this is exactly how it's written in the postscript for Burial Ground. Nobody cared enough about this movie to even bother checking if … Continue reading Burial Ground (1981) →