Jupiter Ascending (2015)

I watched this with my girlfriend, and her reaction was, "That was worse than the crap you usually watch." While I dispute that (thank you, The Night Brings Charlie), I admit that I can't say she was too far off. Jupiter Ascending is not only incomprehensible, it's hampered by what should be top-tier actors going … Continue reading Jupiter Ascending (2015) →

Splatter University (1984)

Slasher films often get a bad rap for being misogynist and uninventive. Splatter University will do nothing to change that opinion. Here's the plot: a mental patient breaks out of an asylum. A couple of years later, a teacher gets murdered. The next semester, more murders happen. It's up to the new teacher to figure … Continue reading Splatter University (1984) →