1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982)

This is like a personal wet dream of a film. Marco Di Gregorio of the Thunder trilogy, Fred Williamson, and George Eastman all star in a movie that cribs heavily from The Warriors, Escape from New York, and the likes of The Exterminator and Mad Max 2, but manages to come across even hokier in … Continue reading 1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982) →

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! This movie is pretty awful. I'd say it's the second worst Sylvester Stallone movie I have ever watched, but then I absolutely loathe Rocky V. SOMMWS (yes, I'm calling it that) is slightly more watchable, but it's still a terrible movie, with painful jokes, awful delivery, and moments that felt humiliating to witness. Never … Continue reading Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) →