R.O.T.O.R. (1987)

I have to get something off my chest: I HATE THIS MOVIE! Like A*P*E, this movie was a failure on every level. But this movie didn't even have the good grace to show me a man in a monkey suit giving me the finger. Everything about this film is bad: the acting, the narrating, the … Continue reading R.O.T.O.R. (1987) →

Mortuary (1983)

Christie Parson is having a bad year. Her father died a month ago, and she believes he was murdered. Her mother seems unresponsive and unhelpful, going out on dates. She sleeps poorly and sleepwalks. Her relationship with her boyfriend is falling apart. The local awkward nerd has the hots for her. And she believes she … Continue reading Mortuary (1983) →